Herman by Jim Unger for February 08, 2023

Baby wants dodgeball. Dodge this.

Looking for job security and a long term bonus

Laddy Long Legs.

Should come back in a few years maybe. We had a guy on our X-country team who was uncoordinated, but l-o-o-o-ng. The last helped quite a bit.

“Good to meet you, sir. Theze are my septuplets, Amy, Benji, Carrie, Dave, Edgar and Frank.”

This looks a lot like (too much like) a coffin.

The name is John, Long John.

It may be because I’m not into sports and I’m missing something, but I never understood the drive to find taller and taller basketball players. Doesn’t being closer to the basket make it easier to reach, and less of a challenge? Sounds like stacking the deck.

Spotting a superstar early….

Sorry, it’s not just one child. I had quadruplets.

I had a boyfriend in high school that was 6’6”. He was uncoordinated because he grew so fast. The basketball coach would look real sad with disappointment whenever he saw him and shake his head.

That’s my pet python…

“We can teach him/her to play basketball. We can’t teach others how to be ten feet tall.”

A casket on wheels comes in handy when you want walk the stiff

He already got dribbling down.

That baby is the subject of the new Ben Affleck movie “Long Baby Long”.