Herman by Jim Unger for April 15, 2023

I have something like that on a hat that is red like a MAGA hat.

What the hell is that suppose to be anyway ?

And that marked the future extinction of the dodo bird.

Florida could use an ark about now.

The Phoenix doesn’t care. It’s strictly Trans.

And make sure it doesn’t cross-breed during those 40 days and especially 40 nights of promiscuity and temptation.

The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

That is one too many. Leave it behind with the unicorns and dragons.

Imagine flocks of them around a park with lots of statues. And, those who feed bread and seeds to pigeons would have to upgrade to grade A hamburger.

LOL! Ok but you need to find another so you have two pair….ummm boots!

Extinct

Love the hiking shoes!

Took only cute animals?

How many One eyed, one horn flying Purple People Eaters???

That was done with the Unicorn also.

Solo Dodo.

The first pair of Air Jordans

He should have left it behind because, I think I have seen the results of some of it’s sexual encounters.

Don’t cast aspersions on the tweens…

Well? How’d it taste?

But then they would die off….wait, understood…never mind.

If he’s not going to take a male and a female, why take even one? Just leave it off the ark!