Herman by Jim Unger for October 18, 2023

It would be a much more interesting world? :)

Better than hot sauce.

It’d be a start, at least

It would help out the tomato farmers.

wait, this is legal???

We would run out of ketchup.

“But it’s so irritating the way she does ‘Carrie’ on!”

The Heinz Company would be plenty happy about that!

The world would be a better place.

Relish the thought!

Would perhaps another condiment be better?

Mom loved the sweet girl I about to marry. Mom-in-law’s best was, Well, they determined to do it so I guess we’ll just have to make the best of it. Froze Mom and she didn’t say another word to MIL until she and dad left to come home. Just a short ‘goodbye,’ and ‘thanks for the dinner.’ Not even a handshake. That was 1962 and I am proud to say sweet girl and I are still a ‘thing.’ Mom was right as usual.

She said let’s catch up not Ketchup.

It wasn’t the ketchup that got him in trouble so much as the tying her up first, and poking her with a big fork while laughing maniacally. His defense is that he was joking, but that’s a little over the top for a prank, even these days.

A new method of population control.

Raw or fully cooked?

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

In his eye, it would be beautiful!!!

Beats dousing her with gasoline and putting a match to it

My Heinz stock would go up?

“They would be tastier.”

Hey whatever floats your boat, works for me.

Well then, there’d be a whole lot of ketching up to do.

At least then she’d have some taste.

Millions of people would be seeing red.