Herman by Jim Unger for November 22, 2023

I wish that I was smarter. Now, I’ll use my increased intelligence to make better wishes than I did last time.

Very good. Same effect.

“I wish for 20 tons of gold doubloons that I can spend at my leisure with my eternal life and wittiness and good looks and love and adoration of all and the rest of that first wish to be continued…”

“I wish you’d go away now; go far away; and don’t ever come back.”

You just get three wishes…..doesn’t mean they’re granted. That’s a extra dollar.

He ain’t buyin’. Now go to ballet class before you’re late. And don’t break a heel in your rush.

No doubt another “Black Friday” deal

A dollar to go away

That’s his first wish. If he gets the dollar he can make 2 more.

Beats ordinary panhandling.

Here’s a buck. Shut up. Go away. Never come back.

Anything for a buck.

Double my money back if the wishes don’t come true?

The price goes down a little for the full moon.

Earlier version of scamming.

Standard Presidential campaigning.

get ready to be OFFENDED……. wish number 1 – mumble mumble mumble – William who? Barry who? Joe who? AND I still got 2 wishes more to make my world a better place.

Looks like someone wasn’t happy and caused a mishap with his wand.

With my luck, I’d get a genie who’s hard of hearing and gives me a million ducks

Methinks he should get a Ring doorbell…

I’ll grant four wishes for a dollar. Such a deal!

Is there a money back guarantee?……

I shouldn’t think that a magical creature like a genie would be susceptible to a memory eraser.