Herman by Jim Unger for December 01, 2023

Save the whales, collect the whole set.

He actually spouted, “Shave the Whale,” but that made things even worse!

That’s a whale of a boo boo!

“Are you ladies from England?” “It’s Wales, you wanker!” “Sorry. Are you whales from England?”

My wife had a roommate called Gail the whale.

Too late, Bub. You got the sign and it’s missing a letter. Bad timing.

“Save the whales, kill the seals.” Name that movie.

His pal shouldn’t have shouted, “Thar she blows!” when they saw her.

I stopped going swimming when I tried on a pair of white swim trunks and realized I looked like Moby Dick.

Fat women jokes no longer work as compared to many of Unger more timeless stuff.

If the shoe fits . . .

she going to be a killer whale

Always blame the other guy.

She wanted a new dress but the army ran out of tents

He must be a politician!

I know how she feels. They kept trying to push me back in the water too.

He was just wondering what specific whale you wanted to save.

Colect the complete set, before they’re all gone.

If the shoe fits…..