Herman by Jim Unger for May 30, 2024

Not so farfetched. Chickens and turkeys have been bred to have big breasts, and of course many crop species have been genetically modified for convenience of shipping and display, e.g. tomatoes.

It looks like a tuna sub.

Sorry, Fat Charlie.

Solid white, chunk light, and now blood and guts.

They just keep messing with stuff. I doubt there’s a really natural food anywhere out there that hasn’t been altered to some convenient form.

Dang, I just invented a can shaped like a tuna.

They also make water melons in the shape of a cube for easier packing

Beats changing can sizes.

Slice the tuna lengthwise to put it on a submarine sandwich. ;-)

Now if they can only modify cranberries to take the shape of the can of sauce

Just like square tomatoes!

Canned tuna has a funny shaped piece of tuna and more water than tuna. I buy tuna in foil pouches packed with no water and they don’t require a can opener..

So they keep them around until they get to can sized.

Torpedofish?

I understand that some agriculture folks are trying to get square eggs from chickens, but the chickens will not cooperate.

Humans have been tinkering with plants and animals for millennia. Anyone out there eat corn, or own a bulldog?