Herman by Jim Unger for March 20, 2025

Crunch time……lol.

BUT she eats well

In their human offshoot species, similar to the deep-sea Anglerfish, the male is very much smaller than the female. :/

That gal has about 400 extra SOMETHINGS.

Yeah… it’s the ones who feel they have nothing who seem to have a lot of … extra here and there.

Buy her a piece of Christmas jewelry.

Then why are you full of everything?

She must be after his money.

She has nothing because she ate everything.

Or else she’ll sit on his lap and play smoochies.

Opposites attract

cause she ate it all.

Oy! Talk bout henpecked!

Good one!

They’re shown on the finger, but they go through the nose.

“The bigger, the better!”

Whole Lotta Love…

Looks to me like she’s got a lot to lose, though!

And she’s there to ensure she gets something.

Looks like he feeds you pretty well though……

How bout a Ring Pop?

She may need to have a custom sized ring the size of a basketball hoop.

She’s about 400# of nothing

If he’s looking for a nose ring, he should be over in livestock.

Man: You got any rings as big as a Ford hubcap?

He needs an oxygen tank.