In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for July 26, 2022

Every 4 years, the host country for the Olympics gets to pick a new game to include. I’m waiting for one to say it’s the javelin catch.

Pshht! In our bars it’s no shotguns.

The bartender doesn’t usually yell (use his outdoor voice) like that, but this was urgent. When he has the thrower’s attention, he continues: “You need to use your indoor darts.” (A javelin is an outdoor dart.)

now we have ax throwing ….. at saloons! Alcohol and ax throwing!

Don’t use metal tips on an electronic dart board. Plastic only. (I dislike keeping score.)

No shirt, no shoes, long javelins, no service!

Is that a javelin in your pants?…………….

Crossbow?

Throwing stars?

The orgin story of Javelin before he joined The Suicide Squad.

“Dude, the guy in the next shop shooting passport photos REALLY objects to the javelins.”

Buzzkill

Javelins aside, the bartender should be concerned where that dartboard is placed.

Obviously the cartoonist was out of ideas and just threw stuff at the wall to see what stuck.

No blasters!

i looked at this and immediately thought, what’s the point…?