(Go out to sea. Land disappears after a very few miles. Look around. Middle of a big circle.go a few more miles. Still a big circle. Go higher. Bigger circle. People used to watch ships sail away. They could still see the sails long after the ship had “sunk.” Months later the ships would return from their watery graves with wares they had somehow traded for. The sailors weren’t even wet.)
Alice Lidell almost 3 years ago
He forgot to put Cori Celesti in the middle. I’m sure Rincewind is around there somewhere.
rekam Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Very unusual Jump Start, sir.
kbyrdleroy123 almost 3 years ago
Uh, what is this? You run out of ideas? Had too much last night?
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Robb’s New Year’s party is still going.
Enter.Name.Here almost 3 years ago
The Earth only FEELS flat…. but the hangover will wear off.
Until then…. CATCH! (TOSS*)
Ellis97 almost 3 years ago
What idiot thought the Earth was flat anyways?
LawrenceS almost 3 years ago
Is this political commentary on those who reject science?
Robb Armstrong creator almost 3 years ago
The first Sunday JumpStart strip of every Calendar year features these celestial characters. It’s a JS tradition going back many years.
jagedlo almost 3 years ago
If you are going to play frisbee, just make sure not to throw it on some celestial roof somewhere…
bbbmorrell almost 3 years ago
Rats, I was hoping this was a Terry Pratchett homage…
ajr58(1) almost 3 years ago
If the Earth were truly flat, then why isn’t the edge of the world a tourist destination?
ChazNCenTex almost 3 years ago
Shouldn’t Earth be heading for Uranus?
yangeldf almost 3 years ago
discworld fanfiction? Where’s the giant elephants and turtle?
William Bludworth Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Moon: “What’s gotten into you?”
“Humans… Those dang, pesky, ignorant humans.”
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs almost 3 years ago
They are just jealous, wishing they could overcome gravity at will.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs almost 3 years ago
Obviously not flat, got bumps and dips all over.
(Go out to sea. Land disappears after a very few miles. Look around. Middle of a big circle.go a few more miles. Still a big circle. Go higher. Bigger circle. People used to watch ships sail away. They could still see the sails long after the ship had “sunk.” Months later the ships would return from their watery graves with wares they had somehow traded for. The sailors weren’t even wet.)
amaryllis2 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I was thinking the James Webb telescope for a minute there. Go play with Saturn! Have fun, kid!
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The Flat Earth Society still exists. There are other things they believe that I won’t repeat here.
whelan_jj almost 3 years ago
In a universe where the Earth is flat then science will say that the EARTH IS FLAT.