Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 06, 2020

For some reason that sounds very painful.

Pretty much what Warren did to Bloomberg.

Just hit him in the mouth with it.

A wench with a wrench! Pardon my French.

too bad she wasn’t holding a screwdriver…

My late partner’s aunt was a mechanic….. she knew how to handle men, too. Read that as you will !

He’s reconsidering her becoming his main squeeze…

If the nuts are too tight, just use some old fashion southern made white-lightning. That should loosen anything.

Does he know it’s a big tool because he is one or has one?

Ouch, now that’s gonna hurt.

Mr. Lustig, I do believe you hit a home run on this one!

She world be welcomed at several sites I came think of.

Oy! First you have to pin him down on a rack….good luck with that one…..

The question is: Will he like the tune up that she’s about to give him? Then again, I don’t think she cares if he likes it or not.

Guest shot from the hull of Little Nell II: https://www.starfleet-museum.org/little-nell2-robwillson.jpg

Kudos and a half (halves?) to Tony today. Excellent!

She doesn’t monkey around!

Once she gets him on the jack, she’ll know more. Her going rate is $125/hour, plus parts.

WARNING! This cartoon is filled with metaphors.

John, Dungaree Doll would be happy to demonstrate on he who calls her “Sweetness” The “Me, Too” movement, you know…

Sounds fun as long as I can adjust your headlights and work on your starter.

Anyone wants to read the original comic book, it’s here. (The panel used here is on page 13.) https://comicbookplus.com/?dlid=36354

Sorry to rain on your parade, darlin’, but you wouldn’t use a pipe wrench on nuts, only pipes and other tubular devices. Still, could be fun. Try loosening the nuts by hand first.

I think this is Tony’s best one yet.

There are very few jobs today that require bulk and strength together. The one time I saw that convincingly was a show called “Pioneer Quest,” where a young couple played settlers developing their quarter of land. They thought they could share the field work, but that was too much for the wife. It surprised both of them that they settled into conventional roles on the homestead.

And suddenly, he became a soprano.

A comment like that should cause the unlucky motorist to bolt for the door.

RIP The real-life basis for Rosie the Riveter who died yesterday. Wouldn’t surprise me if she didn’t have to threaten something similar to more than a few guys.

Assertive women drive me nuts.

Tonight at 9 on CNN: The Tool Fool vs the Wrench Wench…

Might I suggest VISE-GRIP pliers as a more effective tightener of nuts.

More likely to loosen them.

As an addendum to my comment, “Pioneer Quest” is available on YouTube. It’s very worth a viewing, a real-life “reality” TV show.