Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 13, 2021

Well, I was already married, and pregnant isn’t at the top of my list of concerns, so I’ll take my chances. But thanks for the warning.

I’m a cynical half broken down old burnout case that lives alone with his cat.What else can life do to me?

Yeah, but it’s inspired bread and butter for divorce lawyers, everywhere.

If I got pregnant (being a male of advanced age), I could make a lot of money from the tabloids…

Wait a sec, are there still tabloids? I mean where else can you find weird crap and utterly ridiculous assertions about people, places, things, and pretty much everything?

Been married but never pregnant.

Would you believe there are 69 volumes of Last Kiss comics collection.

Who’s listening warning?

Not to worry; I’m immune to getting pregnant and isolating from marriage.

She must have one very happy Lawyer!

Pardon me, but I have NEVER been pregnant! And I read Last Kiss every day!

She sure gets around….but soon realizes she cant go a day without Last Kiss so she dumps him and comes to her senses…..until she sees this really handsome dude at the beach……

She lives in Vegas. What do you expect?

who knows what else last kiss comics will do to you…?

Oooh! Just think of all of the honeymoons!

not “both” ! it’s the worst of all worlds!

The moral of the story: Low morals raises morale.

Thanks for the warning John. It’s nice to have someone to blame.

My dad’s sister went out with a fellow for four hours when he proposed. They did get married, and it was, till death did they part.

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She knew she was supposed to dance at elbow’s length away from him but her breasts wouldn’t let her get that close.

BREAKING NEWS. Last Kiss responsible for global population surge.

He wanted to have the honey moon first, but she insisted on marriage first!

Well not ‘married’ exactly, but the honeymoon started.

Great. Now I have to worry about getting pregnant.

I find the Surgeon General’s Warning conflicting – it starts out listing good things, but then turns scary!

Ha Ha I was corrupted but didn’t end up married or pregnant!

Wait, are you saying Arnold Schwarzenegger is a last kiss reader?

John, I just found your blog. Probably close to the same time, Joan and I lost our first grandson in a drowning accident, at age 5. The pain of a loss like yours and mine just does not go away ( it has not for me).

And remember Boys, that warning also applies to YOU!…

Well we didn’t get married on the first date, but she did move in on the first date, the marriage was about a year latter.

Nothing to worry about. I was already married, can’t get pregnant (wife has been twice, though), my morals were thoroughly corrupted, and I was dangerously silly, all long before Last Kiss came along.

I hear you should always get married on a Friday. That way if it hasn’t worked out by Saturday morning, you haven’t shot the whole weekend!

It has become a habit she is enjoying!

Today is our 30th wedding anniversary. How funny to see this one!