If I got pregnant (being a male of advanced age), I could make a lot of money from the tabloids…
Wait a sec, are there still tabloids? I mean where else can you find weird crap and utterly ridiculous assertions about people, places, things, and pretty much everything?
She sure gets around….but soon realizes she cant go a day without Last Kiss so she dumps him and comes to her senses…..until she sees this really handsome dude at the beach……
John, I just found your blog. Probably close to the same time, Joan and I lost our first grandson in a drowning accident, at age 5. The pain of a loss like yours and mine just does not go away ( it has not for me).
Nothing to worry about. I was already married, can’t get pregnant (wife has been twice, though), my morals were thoroughly corrupted, and I was dangerously silly, all long before Last Kiss came along.
GreasyOldTam over 3 years ago
Well, I was already married, and pregnant isn’t at the top of my list of concerns, so I’ll take my chances. But thanks for the warning.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 3 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/the-dangers-of-reading-last-kiss/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
LordDogmore over 3 years ago
I’m a cynical half broken down old burnout case that lives alone with his cat.What else can life do to me?
sevaar777 over 3 years ago
Yeah, but it’s inspired bread and butter for divorce lawyers, everywhere.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 3 years ago
If I got pregnant (being a male of advanced age), I could make a lot of money from the tabloids…
Wait a sec, are there still tabloids? I mean where else can you find weird crap and utterly ridiculous assertions about people, places, things, and pretty much everything?
pcolli over 3 years ago
Been married but never pregnant.
Gent over 3 years ago
Would you believe there are 69 volumes of Last Kiss comics collection.
Me_ over 3 years ago
Who’s listening warning?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Not to worry; I’m immune to getting pregnant and isolating from marriage.
scote1379 Premium Member over 3 years ago
She must have one very happy Lawyer!
cdward over 3 years ago
Pardon me, but I have NEVER been pregnant! And I read Last Kiss every day!
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
She sure gets around….but soon realizes she cant go a day without Last Kiss so she dumps him and comes to her senses…..until she sees this really handsome dude at the beach……
nosirrom over 3 years ago
She lives in Vegas. What do you expect?
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
who knows what else last kiss comics will do to you…?
Bill The Nuke over 3 years ago
Oooh! Just think of all of the honeymoons!
ekw555 over 3 years ago
not “both” ! it’s the worst of all worlds!
J Short over 3 years ago
The moral of the story: Low morals raises morale.
moderateisntleft over 3 years ago
Thanks for the warning John. It’s nice to have someone to blame.
Dkram over 3 years ago
My dad’s sister went out with a fellow for four hours when he proposed. They did get married, and it was, till death did they part.
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PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
She knew she was supposed to dance at elbow’s length away from him but her breasts wouldn’t let her get that close.
cleokaya over 3 years ago
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
He wanted to have the honey moon first, but she insisted on marriage first!
Holden Awn over 3 years ago
Well not ‘married’ exactly, but the honeymoon started.
anomaly over 3 years ago
Great. Now I have to worry about getting pregnant.
ferddo over 3 years ago
I find the Surgeon General’s Warning conflicting – it starts out listing good things, but then turns scary!
Ontman over 3 years ago
Ha Ha I was corrupted but didn’t end up married or pregnant!
mokspr Premium Member over 3 years ago
Wait, are you saying Arnold Schwarzenegger is a last kiss reader?
Thorby over 3 years ago
John, I just found your blog. Probably close to the same time, Joan and I lost our first grandson in a drowning accident, at age 5. The pain of a loss like yours and mine just does not go away ( it has not for me).
Craig Westlake over 3 years ago
And remember Boys, that warning also applies to YOU!…
theincrediblebulk over 3 years ago
Well we didn’t get married on the first date, but she did move in on the first date, the marriage was about a year latter.
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
Nothing to worry about. I was already married, can’t get pregnant (wife has been twice, though), my morals were thoroughly corrupted, and I was dangerously silly, all long before Last Kiss came along.
whahoppened over 3 years ago
I hear you should always get married on a Friday. That way if it hasn’t worked out by Saturday morning, you haven’t shot the whole weekend!
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
It has become a habit she is enjoying!
Santaanacanyon1 over 3 years ago
Today is our 30th wedding anniversary. How funny to see this one!