Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 07, 2021

Size does count, when we’re talking about needles…

I have a poster of the movie Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman, but couldn’t find one for it’s counterpart (at least an affordable one) The Amazing Colossal Man. She doesn’t even show up in the movie until about 2/3 of the way through!

I remember once, quite a few years ago, when a bunch of us went to the zoo. On the fence around the bear enclosure there was a sign which read, “Kodiak bear, stands 9 feet when erect.” One of the women said, “I pity Mrs. Kodiak bear.”

With that many feet, how do they walk?

Well, that artist Christo could have found you some fabric to drape you. Sometimes he had miles and miles of it.

Just remember to say when he is done, “It’s a wrap!”

She’s also thinking: “What does Yvette Vickers have that I don’t have?”

Somebody, I don’t know who, will try to milk this for everything they can.

How about a mountain climber with a lot of rope?

open to proposals from shorter guys with big needles…

Now, that’s comedy! (Slappy Squirrel)

It’s gotta be quite a sight for the guys down below.

A 50 foot redhead? what could possibly go wrong?

Attack Of The Fifty Foot WomanThe Tubes/Snyder

It was a normal date with my girlfriend SueBlond hair, blue eyes, and five-foot-twoThe night was cold, the stars were brightFrom over her shoulder came a strange light

We parked the car down at Three-Mile PointThe top was down, we were really goingI heard her cry, the reactor flaredShe grew and grew, I freaked and stared

Attack of the fifty-foot womanOur love was at an endAll she did to get her kicksWas step on all the men

I had to run just to save my skinShe scooped me up, I could not win“My God,” I screamed, to my distressGot a fifty foot woman in a five-foot dress …

DiscographyCompletion Backward Principle

John, you three have done SO good on this one! BUT…all my thoughts were “covered”.

Just a large needle??

….and SEW it begins, one stitch at a time….

Presumably the “large needle” thing implies she’d like him to be hung like the Trojan Horse…?

“Loves going for long walks terrorizing cities. Peaking in highrise windows and playing with army men.”

Don’t need to be a tailor, just need a large ‘needle’

Pretty design on that, um… tent…

Yeah, that looks like the movie poster.I’ll have to find that movie again; I’ve forgotten so much. Did she eventually run into high power lines?

That would be a heck of a Tinder profile …

I’d be very worried if I ran into her. I would run before she puts together a to do list. I have enough of a problem with ignoring a list from my 5’2” wife.

Cora Peterson might be able to help her out.

One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Watch it every time its shown on television. Still trying to figure out what’s the deal with townsfolk drinkin’ and dancin’ in the sleaze-joint, which looks to be the only operating business in “town”, at 3 in the afternoon? Also trying to figure out who the sometimes see-thru giant alien reminds me of . . . Erich von Stroheim?

“And any applications seeing a euphemism in “needle” will be summarily rejected"…

Well she would have a relationship if she could quit stepping on her men. Covered in a song by The Tubes….Attack of the 50ft Woman.

John, our tall lady there has NICE freckles! YEARS ago, in college (50 years) I had a coworker in the cafeteria who was as Irish as she could be! Strawberry blonde hair, eyebrows and eyelashes and the nicest blue eyes… BUT, she detested the nickname “Red”! I asked her if “Irish” was OK; she liked that better. Your art reminded me of her. Funny how the memory works…