Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 08, 2021

If neither one of you know. Then the two of you should try again. Get it right this time.

Rhetorical questions

Obviously she was not impressed. I guess he won’t be invited back…

Men pretty much always get their jollies. Otherwise homo sapiens would have been an evolutionary dead end many millennia ago.

Sarcasm orgasm!!

Answer" “You had it and you enjoyed it.” Maybe she will believe him.

If She didn’t arch Her back you didn’t try or worked at it long enough !!!!

“what a disappointment – i was led to believe that you were an upstanding kind of guy…”

If she doesn’t know, it was him.

“Wait, women can have orgasms?”

“Let’s go to the tape for an instant replay on that. What’s your analysis Bob? "

Without his watch he had no way of knowing it was time for her orgasm. See Monday, December 6th. LOL

Wait, which day of Christmas is this, and how many orgasms are you supposed to give me?

…or was it the vibrating mattress?

Try, try again until you get it right

If you have to ask…

If you have to ask…

Dare I say ‘fake news’.

I think that she would be happier going back to girls.

“How was it for me? Look at me – not one hair outta place! So, take a guess, WILD MAN!”

“Me, baby!”

( ͒ ⌣ ͒ )

If she doesn’t know, it must have been him!

It’s like having your own pony; If you don’t know whether or not you’ve had one, you haven’t.

“I dunno. Did you feel it in your ear?”

“We both did! It’s an ourgasm!”

“Gimme time, gimme time….”

If you have to ask, you know the answer.

not true

I got mine….you didn’t get yours? Call it a Mulligan.

Can I “dial a friend” for the answer?

Fake news.

Was it organic?

An instant Classic