I remember one of Garrison Keillor’s “reports” from Lake Wobegone:
A young happily married couple with small children are still amorously active. The wife expresses amazement with a certain small degree of irritation that her husband is always “ready.” He replies, reasonably, that whenever SHE’s “ready,” there will be TWO of them.
If your gf/wife (either? both?) has one of her girlfriends pick out her look for a special evening, you’re probably going to be in for an… interesting… night.
Do not let that lead you into wondering about her girlfriend.
Especially not out loud.
On the other hand…
(because that’s probably all you’ll be using for the foreseeable future is the other hand).
I’m a straight woman, but I’ve always I’ve always thought that the female body is more attractive. It’s soft, with curves. Conversely, the male body does look kinda funny. The majority of it is great, but, then you get to the nether regions. It’s almost as though the below the belt parts were just attached as an afterthought. “Umm… We forgot to add the reproductive organs!” “Dang it! Just take this, and attach it in front, there. Nobody will notice!”
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 2 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/dont-look/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
RAGs about 2 years ago
“Close your eyes and pretend it’s braille.”
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 2 years ago
“Then close your eyes. We’ll do this by feel.”
GreasyOldTam about 2 years ago
That’s why I brought this blindfold, darlin’.
whahoppened about 2 years ago
But it’s OK to imagine.. if you’re going to make a speech.
scote1379 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Once (only once ) Told my Wife She did her best work in the Dark , Did not see the Slap coming because of the dark !
sevaar777 about 2 years ago
So close your eyes…
PraiseofFolly about 2 years ago
I remember one of Garrison Keillor’s “reports” from Lake Wobegone:
A young happily married couple with small children are still amorously active. The wife expresses amazement with a certain small degree of irritation that her husband is always “ready.” He replies, reasonably, that whenever SHE’s “ready,” there will be TWO of them.
aciem88 about 2 years ago
I have often felt people are more attractive in relation to what they’re wearing; if they’re naked, it does spoil things.
nosirrom about 2 years ago
He couldn’t live up to her BIG dreams.
oakie817 about 2 years ago
reaching for light switch…
Vet Premium Member about 2 years ago
Seeing him naked just might spoil the mood. She was planning to read a book.
bmckee about 2 years ago
Fortunately, there are ways to do everything we might want to do without being naked.
mourdac Premium Member about 2 years ago
John, it’s like you’re in many people’s bedrooms ….
Pickled Pete about 2 years ago
So was born ‘Naked and Afraid’.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Well, make up my mind, I’m on my lunch hour…
Another Take about 2 years ago
Dang it, J.L! I just tried to clip that one out for my Last Kiss scrap book! Time for yet another new laptop.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 2 years ago
No it won’t. Size does matter!
Another Take about 2 years ago
GAL: ♪♫ OH HONEY! ♪♫ I’ve made a doctor’s appointment for next week.
GUY: Are you trying to tell me you’re pregnant? HOORAY!!!
GAL: No silly. I think the surgeon didn’t reduce my nose enough. I’m taking it AND the “girls” down another two sizes.
Sounds of man crying
Display about 2 years ago
If your gf/wife (either? both?) has one of her girlfriends pick out her look for a special evening, you’re probably going to be in for an… interesting… night.
Do not let that lead you into wondering about her girlfriend.
Especially not out loud.
On the other hand…
(because that’s probably all you’ll be using for the foreseeable future is the other hand).
bobpickett1 about 2 years ago
“I do not look good naked any more.”
nednewbie about 2 years ago
The story of my life :-)
Calvins Brother about 2 years ago
“Just go home and I’ll play with my toys.”
erinurse2000 about 2 years ago
well, he does look like a Ken doll
Bilan about 2 years ago
But how else will you be seduced by his blue smoldering eyes?
SofaKing about 2 years ago
Yeah, I get that a lot…
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
turn out the lights…
MissyTiger about 2 years ago
I’m a straight woman, but I’ve always I’ve always thought that the female body is more attractive. It’s soft, with curves. Conversely, the male body does look kinda funny. The majority of it is great, but, then you get to the nether regions. It’s almost as though the below the belt parts were just attached as an afterthought. “Umm… We forgot to add the reproductive organs!” “Dang it! Just take this, and attach it in front, there. Nobody will notice!”
clayface9 Premium Member about 2 years ago
If I had a dollar for every time a woman said that to me…
Bill The Nuke about 2 years ago
You get naked and close your eyes, I’ll take it from there.