Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 14, 2022

What’s the difference between a bullfrog and a horny toad? The bullfrog goes “ribbit, ribbit,” and the horny toad goes “rubbit, rubbit.”

What did Yosemite Sam have to say?

Always trying to change the guy

Tears of joy?

Hummmmm promotion up from pond scum ?

And she ended up with a frog in her throat.

That’s not necessarily a bad thing.

Sometimes fairy tales do come true!

That’s what happens when you date men from France. They are all frogs over there. With an occasional toad.

But are his bumps “like hundreds of tiny fingers urging a woman to ‘let go’?”

Not that there’s anything wrong with horny toads, as long as the horny part is bigger than the toad parts.

not only that, he was slippery as an eel…

What a Prince of a guy!!!

Much like very rich human males toads attract females for mating by their ability to often croak

Apparenly the myth of kissing a frog to turn them into Prince Charming came from licking toads like the Sonoran Desert Toad.https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2022/11/08/national-park-toad-sonoran-desert-hallucinogenic/

I just HATE when that happens! and here I thought it was going smooth! ☺️

All right, could you emote for us a little bit on the next take, honey?

My dear, would you prefer a horny devil

Go Horned Frogs!

But that long, sticky tongue sealed the deal for her.

“I thought it was kissing that broke the Enchantment.”

“This was a really strong Enchantment…”

“How could you believe me when I said I love you, when you know I’ve been a liar all my life?” — George Burns song

https://www.deseret.com/2022/11/11/23450042/national-park-service-asks-stop-licking-psychedelic-toads

They all are, babe.

They get around.

Sometimes horny toads can spread a lot of joy……….

Your Honor, I plead guilty, but I’m 81 now, and that was decades ago.

Hey lick him, he might have some hidden magic, other wise drop him.

Sometimes I’ll make a comment like…“Busier than a two dick horny toad”….but the funniest was a joke by the late great Foster Brooks during one of Dean Martin’s celebrity roasts…and of course it’s funnier doing the drunk comedy routine he always did…“We were out on a camping trip one weekend…when we had to perform an emergency vasectomy on a Great Horny Owl. To this day you can still hear the owl in the woods saying…who?? who???”

oh, aren’t we all?