Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 03, 2023

I was an only child, and you pretty old maybe it was my mothers sister.

She’s not my sister, Dad

Yeah- those cups are pretty small. But perky. But, we digress……

Ew.

Matt Gaetz?

HE: Well, aren’t you a fresh egg.

SHE: I ought to be. I was laid just an hour ago.

[very old joke]

No, but you have a much younger son that I did date. I don’t think he complained about my age.

i’ve used that line too

TLC’s sequel to “Sister Wives”. The NEW “All in the Family!”

I don’t think I’ll try that one on my spouse.

Perhaps she’s related to Aunt Fritzi from “Nancy”?

Anyone else noticed Chickweed Classics seems to be missing?

“Famous Last Words”

“No, but you look a whole lot like a very much older version of a man I once dated.”

MR. GEEZER: Are you certain TWO cups of liquid Viagra won’t kill me, dear?

MRS. GEEZER: Either it will work or it will kill you. I’m not really seeing a downside.

Famous last words, but what a way to go.

She looks just like my next lover.

I hope that cup is filled with something boiling hot.

That is not something I’d say to a woman holding a cup full of a hot liquid.

Glad to hear you’re doing well.

You mean that was your mother?

… then she turns his bald head down and nonchalantly uses it to refresh her lipstick.

[Sorry. It’s an old Abbott and Costello joke.]

I need tape measurement to know how big is the gap between her vest and her tummy. My guest is 3" to 4"

Leonardo di Caprio is looking much older here.