“Lost/Kept virginity”. A demeaning concept to commodity female sexuality and self worth based on a simple biological act. Based on male hierarchical ideals that progeny must be absolutely pure when women are essentially “owned” by their future husbands.
On “Big Bang Theory”, Leonard told Penny that action figures are worth more if they are kept mint-in-box. Penny said her mother told her the same thing about her virginity, but it was a lot more fun to take it out and play with it.
Don’t laugh! The posh woman broke up with her middle class boyfriend and demanded back everything she had ever gifted him. At the extended family dinner he laid out all of the gifts she had ever given to him. Not satisfied, she asked if there was anything else of hers he had taken and not returned. As he turned to leave, in front of her parents, he said that he could not return her virginity.
“Paul, you never even had a chance to ‘help’ me out with that! In the first place, you know I like the guys with dark hair. And everyone knows that you do, too”.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 9 months ago
Here’s the link for the original 1961 art & text:
https://www.lastkisscomics.Com/comic/have-you-checked-lost-found/
Crumb creator 9 months ago
Look under the cushions, that’s where I lose things.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 9 months ago
Trace your steps back.
Uncle Kenny 9 months ago
He should offer to help her look for it.
cracker65 9 months ago
Ancient Chinese proverb. Virginity is like a balloon. One prick, all gone.
sevaar777 9 months ago
“Lost/Kept virginity”. A demeaning concept to commodity female sexuality and self worth based on a simple biological act. Based on male hierarchical ideals that progeny must be absolutely pure when women are essentially “owned” by their future husbands.
Gent 9 months ago
So it turn up sometime within nine months eh.
nosirrom 9 months ago
Sure, why not? It turned up 15 times before with the help of Dr. Hi Mann.
PraiseofFolly 9 months ago
Quick! Get out the bloodhounds!
Imagine 9 months ago
Probably named her pus$$y cat “Virginity”. And the cat ran off.
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
She’s not dealing with a “full deck” boyfriend! Lol
phritzg Premium Member 9 months ago
Tell him it must have happened one of the times you went horseback riding.
Dobby53 Premium Member 9 months ago
Now with modern tech…just like your cell phone – there’s “Find Your ….”
pat sandy creator 9 months ago
offer a reward…
Imagine 9 months ago
Do you remember what it looked like?
mourdac Premium Member 9 months ago
Good one, John! Can’t believe I never heard it before.
Nighthawks Premium Member 9 months ago
I just hate it when I lose my virginity; it’s always in the last place I look
Cosmic Boy 9 months ago
On “Big Bang Theory”, Leonard told Penny that action figures are worth more if they are kept mint-in-box. Penny said her mother told her the same thing about her virginity, but it was a lot more fun to take it out and play with it.
freshmeet2030 9 months ago
She may have lost her virginity … but at least she still has the box it came in!
Calvins Brother 9 months ago
“Geez, how did that happen?”
davewhamond creator 9 months ago
Did she check Lost and Found?
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 9 months ago
“Lost. Threw away with abandon. Let’s just leave it as gone.”
MartinPerry1 9 months ago
I’m assuming, next boyfriend?
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
You win some, you lose some,
paullp Premium Member 9 months ago
“Eventually”? Guess she’s planning to “eventually” become a reborn virgin. But in the meantime . . . ?
PaulLeckner 9 months ago
Don’t laugh! The posh woman broke up with her middle class boyfriend and demanded back everything she had ever gifted him. At the extended family dinner he laid out all of the gifts she had ever given to him. Not satisfied, she asked if there was anything else of hers he had taken and not returned. As he turned to leave, in front of her parents, he said that he could not return her virginity.
Jayalexander 9 months ago
It was lost just over there next to the slick line.
TonysSon 9 months ago
Kinda careless losing things like that. But I don’t think you can use an Apple Air Tag on a cherry.
Lady loves a joke 9 months ago
“Paul, you never even had a chance to ‘help’ me out with that! In the first place, you know I like the guys with dark hair. And everyone knows that you do, too”.