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When you have crabs, you get a razor, a match, and an ice pick. You shave off half of your pubic hair and set fire to the other half. When the crabs run out of the fire, you stab them to death with the ice pick.
Do we have any AC/DC fans here? The album Backtracks was all deep cuts and unreleased music. Crabsody In Blue has the great Bon Scott lyrics, and Angus shows what a great blues guitarist he is. It’s on Spotify.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 10 days ago
To see some the original 1958 art and text click on the “LIFE WITH LIP” button on this page. Once you’re on the blog, just click the “comments” link below today’s comic.
Imagine 10 days ago
The girl that’s got everything…
Uncle Kenny 10 days ago
When you have crabs, you get a razor, a match, and an ice pick. You shave off half of your pubic hair and set fire to the other half. When the crabs run out of the fire, you stab them to death with the ice pick.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatEvenWithFlaws 10 days ago
“On second thought…”
Gent 10 days ago
See? Me was tolds you you cannot trust Goldilocks.
Jayalexander 10 days ago
Pick some big ones and we’ll have a boil.
Jml58 9 days ago
I am going to give you a chance to become “Mother of the year”.
pat sandy creator 9 days ago
she’s kinda crabby…
Differentname 9 days ago
[nsfw] Guy walks into the VD* clinic and sees a woman sitting there.
“You! You’re the b***ch who gave me this clap!”
“Honey, I didn’t give you nothing. You paid for it!”
*VD, STI, STD…it’s all rock and roll to me.
nosirrom 9 days ago
Her name must be Patty. And she just started working at Wendy’s.
PraiseofFolly 9 days ago
In Science Fiction stories, this was often a potential problem for Space Travelers crossing through the Crab Nebula.
Pickled Pete 9 days ago
She got crabs and he loves seafood… Match made in heaven!
phritzg Premium Member 9 days ago
When he said he’d give her something that lasts forever, she thought she was getting a diamond ring. Instead, he gave her herpes.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 9 days ago
OUCH!
ChessPirate 9 days ago
“I have something I wanna give you!”
“I hope it’s not crabs… ’cause I already have those!”
“…A wide berth!”
SofaKing 9 days ago
Do we have any AC/DC fans here? The album Backtracks was all deep cuts and unreleased music. Crabsody In Blue has the great Bon Scott lyrics, and Angus shows what a great blues guitarist he is. It’s on Spotify.
Another Take 9 days ago
5. Difficulty in locating each other’s lips when attempting to kiss.
(From the list of difficulties encountered while dating when guy and gal are both blind)
Calvins Brother 9 days ago
“How about a yeast infection, then?”
davewhamond creator 9 days ago
She sounds crabby.
Tachyon the Samurai 9 days ago
Boiled or baked?
MartinPerry1 9 days ago
You need to be careful about public toilets. She looks too pure to have gotten them any other way.
sevaar777 9 days ago
For cheap thrills, take a listen to the Lords of Acid “The Crablouse” song. Proving that there are no limits to human sexuality.
bobpickett1 8 days ago
“don’t look for the shrimp boats Ma, I’m coming home with the crabs.”
MuddyUSA Premium Member 8 days ago
And she’s is proud of it……..sheesh!
gmu328 8 days ago
Ouch … he definitely didn’t want to hear that