Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 24, 2025

Eeep! Umm, excuse me, I just remembered I have to be at an urgent, in-person meeting in Kalamazoo.

She’s not wrong.

Sheep shears? OK, but before you start, hold up the shears and say, “Hmmm, no, these are too small. I’ll need something bigger.”

Then, while he is puffing up about his size, whip out the steer emasculator… and emasculate!

“Please be kind! I’m crushed you would consider that! Use the bloodless castrator.”

He’s obviously defective, so like Nomad said in the original Star Trek, “Must sterilize”.

That did help him to run faster!

Make sure the shears are dull and rusty

His name is Lily, not Sugah. And for sure she wants to Geld the Lily.

Someone posted that meme creator’s address online, leading him to hide out at his mommy’s house in fear.

You just can’t make this stuff up:

Mississippi State Senator Bradford Blackmon has sparked a debate after introducing a provocative new bill titled the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.” 

The legislation proposes making it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo,” taking aim at the male role in reproduction. Under the proposed law, violators would face escalating penalties, culminating in a $10,000 fine for a third offense.

In a statement to WLBT News, Blackmon addressed the bill’s intent, explaining that it challenges the one-sided nature of many reproductive health laws. 

“All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation,” Blackmon said.

Here my dear, use my “rancher” pocket knife. The spey blade is a bit dull but I have cleaned most of the rust off it…

I copied and put this where those who don’t read the ‘replies’ can see it.BeeKay about 2 hours agoRep. Blackmon issued this statement:

PRESS STATEMENT: The filing of this bill is to point out the double standards in legislation. You have male dominated legislatures in Mississippi and all over the country that pass laws that dictate what a woman can and can not do with her body. I was raised by strong parents that preached equality for all. My mother and my father both believe in equal rights for women. One of the reasons why this legislation is so important is that with the overturning of Roe v. Wade, it has not only impacted women’s ability to get abortion care but it has also affected women’s ability to access basic gynecological care that includes contraceptive care.When a bill has been filed that would regulate what a man is able to do with his own body in his own home, it suddenly has people in an uproar. I am trying to figure out when it isn’t okay for the government to dictate what you do in the privacy of your own home, apparently it is when the laws regulate men. The reactions from some quarters relating to my bill, indicates that men are not held to the same standard when it comes to the intrusion into their personal private affairs as women have been held to with the reversal of Roe vs. Wade. It is rich that the landmark Supreme Court decision of Dobbs v Jackson Women’s Health Organization began it all, here, in the State of Mississippi.

I have his name and address, but I won’t post it. It’s easy to find. In fact, if you watch Svengoolie, he mentions the suburb often. He’s in trouble for assaulting a woman who dared to ring his doorbell.

But, if you have an especially big mouth, it might cost you $83 + $5 million. The cost for this type of attitude used to be high, before outright criminality was allowed.

Well that’s rather snippy.

And make them cheap rusty sheep sheers.

Pair of bricks should suffice.