Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 03, 2023

Need a Christmas lights horror movie.

Most everyone’s worst nightmare when it comes to Christmas lights.

See “Garfield”- 12/17/1995.

Those Christmas lights must have been dyslexic when it read the instructions.

Lio has never seemed quite so bright.

Revenge of the Christmas Lights…A Lio production!

Dad: Sigh… What’s the excuse for this year?

Run its the Christmas Kraken !

Bob the Squirrel was able to unwind Christmas lights.

Someone hung a dummy with the lights on the gutter. They were told to take it down by the police. They kept getting 911 calls about it.

The “Great Christmas Spider” is coming for you, Lio!

This never happened to Clark Griswold.

Only at Lio’s house would Christmas lights act like a Halloween monster. Well, maybe at the Addam’s or the Munster’s…

I take it the Christmas lights weren’t too happy with Lio for some reason.

The lights put themselves up. Don’t complain.

He’s a bright boy.

Like Buffalo Springfield said, Hung Upside Down…..

Looks like Lio will enter his cocoon soon.

Courtesy of Shelob in the attic.

He was told to hang the lights, not be hung by the lights

See Dad? A perfectly reasonable explanation.

Reminds me of Charlie Brown, a kite, and a tree.

Dad is probably wondering what Lio did to get that way when he’s never had that experience with lights himself

Well that explains it. No matter how well you pack the lights, after the holiday, they’re always tangled by next Christmas.

looks like there was a spider in the box

Revenge of the Christmas lights!