Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 23, 2024

A bit young for that , Lio.

They did that to Art Carney in that Twilight Zone episode. Though, he wasn’t a kid.

False advertising

He might have pulled it off had he wore the full costume, and Santa is an elf and short.

Cybil’s been a bad influence on you, Lio.

Sorry, Lio, but you wouldn’t like the martini part.

You don’t meet the age requirement, Lio — costumes aside.

I would have expected Cybil to try this…..

At least he got a free ride (no charge) off the end of someone’s foot.

They probably made him out to be an elf in disguise from his height.

I love the skull on the end of the Santa hat! LOL! :)

So no one’s opined on the ghastliness of a “Hot Chocolate Martini”

You already have a wild imagination and you already know how to have fun, Lio. Alcohol would most likely ruin all that. You don’t need it. The guy who kicked you out did you a favor.

BAHHHH!!!! HUMBUG!!!!

Maybe he wasn’t going to drink alcohol himself. Maybe he’s smuggling a little friend.

Santa-con pub runs where I come from only require a santa hat and a gift for the kids to get free drinks.

Chocolate martinis are not for kids.