The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for November 08, 2024

Certainly. Dr. Smith is eight months pregnant. She’ll see you. Be seated.

“…and who drinks too much.”

No long finger nails! That makes the DRE painful!

Now there’s an idea.

“…and who makes about what I do…”

I believe height and weight should rhyme.

Paging Doctor Dumpy, paging Doctor Dumpy.

My cardiologist was overweight and he never said a word about me being fat (which I am).

And I’d like to be 25 again knowing what I know now.

Great idea!

good luck finding one….

My current PCP is a man and he has a serious bedside manner which is opposite of the one he replaced, she was a quick wit and a lighthearted bedside manner. They are both very good doctors, just a different approach.

And age, Leroy. Don’t forget age!

It won’t help, they always say do as I say, not as I am.

Anybody else hearing the theme from Mission: Impossible here?

“There’s only one on our staff, but unfortunately he’s out, recovering from a quadruple-bypass.”

I don’t care about height & weight. Can I have a doctor who doesn’t look like they just graduated high school?

I agree with Leroy because most of my Dr are y’all and skinny