The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for November 19, 2024

Back slowly out of the room, and no one will get hurt

Thing is—Loretta isn’t a “little” pill. She’s a great big one!

Where’s Mr. Bennett when we need him?

Tomorrow she’ll do a recital for Restasis.

This needs to be brought before the Hague.

I tried Jardiance. ONCE

I’d much prefer to hear her sing some good old beer and cigarette commercial jingles.

Ever so many consumer products have used the musical themes from old songs and classical music. Lacking a formal musical education, I first learned about classical music from product commercials and cartoons. Thank you, Carl Stalling.

And then she’ll run to the bathroom.

Had to look up Jardiance. No, thanks….

And then the Prep H movement #2.

I mute that commercial faster than the Kars for Kidz commercial!!