The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for November 19, 2024

Back slowly out of the room, and no one will get hurt

Thing is—Loretta isn’t a “little” pill. She’s a great big one!

Where’s Mr. Bennett when we need him?

Tomorrow she’ll do a recital for Restasis.

This needs to be brought before the Hague.

I tried Jardiance. ONCE

I’d much prefer to hear her sing some good old beer and cigarette commercial jingles.

Ever so many consumer products have used the musical themes from old songs and classical music. Lacking a formal musical education, I first learned about classical music from product commercials and cartoons. Thank you, Carl Stalling.

And then she’ll run to the bathroom.

Had to look up Jardiance. No, thanks….

And then the Prep H movement #2.

I mute that commercial faster than the Kars for Kidz commercial!!

I still remember the “Car 54” jingle.

i’m out

Leroy regards Loretta as a little pill, while Loretta feels she has a big story to tell.

I played in a band in the 80s and we would sneak in the Gilligan’s Island theme in our set :)

Makes you appreciate there’s no audio with the comics.

Leroy really ought to go into business selling earplugs.

does anyone actually ask their doctor about any drug thats advertised on tv?

the list of side effects provided by rapid voice over during the ad is a hoot, especially the which may be fatal admonition… ☺

And then the Skyrizi jingle.

TIL. Dang you, Hoest & Reiner!