The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for January 23, 2025

A taste for success

See plastered, more likely.

Looks like the colorist already had too much wine and passed out!

I recall the old adage: “Wine is fine … But liquor is quicker.”

wielding that kind of power can be intoxicating

Where do I sign? :)

Two feet facing draping Leroy over their shoulders and carrying him home…not!….

Misspelled schnockered.

my wife and I signed up for one of those. it turned out to be someone trying to sell wine and unfortunately for him i knew more about wine than he did. I was not mean to him, I asked normal questions about the wine, like what grapes were used, and when he couldn’t answer, it was obvious who knew more. I did not call him on it, but people started asking me for advice, great for my ego and lousy for the presentation.

they could tell who the real Wɪɴᴇ-Oғғɪᴄɪᴏɴᴀᴅᴏ was

㋛ ⁽ˢᵖ⁾

I was once a judge at a beer competition hosted at my favorite bar many years ago. It was a lot of fun.

When my sis and our friend took me out to dinner for my birthday the restaurant/winery offered a discount if you joined their wine club which both women did including a free glass of their house wine or a discount on the bottle you ordered with your food. Unfortunately when the tab was rung up no discounts were taken off when our friend checked her half of the bill the next day. She made a phone call and the manager offered two bottles of wine for their mistake. So far, the bill has not been fixed and it has been a week… we won’t be coming back and we will definitely not recommend the place.

Jealous? :)

Well you drive him to drink, now he have an excuse.

Him and Andy C would make good buddies.

Leroy’s wining to get away from Loretta’s whining.