The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for February 03, 2025

I’m impressed how Reiner got the perspective of Leroy’s body correct.

you can go the @✴⍉#! away and let the man work

If Leroy were a real professional, his moon would hit your eye like a big pizza pie.

Your plumber will thank you for the extra business.

Looks like a bad time for wisecracks.

The key to under-the-sink repair is to put a pillow under your back. The edge will kill you if you don’t. Then remember that everything you see is backward. Actually, just call a plumber.

Or, like have the EMTs on standby?

It’s too early to call a plumber. Let me make sure that we have a big enough water leak under here first.

She could call Dagwood Bumstead, he’s also an unskilled plumber.

it was results convincing me that I could do just as bad a job as a professional that launched me on my do it myself road!

This trap is clogged. Please shut yours. :)

“Put duct tape over my mouth?”

So I guess she was right to hum “Send in the Clowns” yesterday. Nice when there’s continuity in this strip.

Isn’t it strange that the professional being called is also a man?

You’re not the plumber you’re cracked up to be.

If ever there was a couple that needed professional help…

Calling a professional: safer, less stressful, more expensive.

he looks excited to be fixing the sink