Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for August 02, 2021

it’s called Digi-pour.

Pretty much since Tom Tom and Garmin that has been available and now with Google maps on your cell phone. Type in beer and it will find you places for your purchase.

Finally!! Tech we can use!

I need that!

Priorities.

I’ll drink to that!

Can it identify for me which drivers on the highway are driving drunk?

Never known a drunk who had any trouble finding alcohol on his own…

But I don’t want a “global” bear. I prefer local brews.

Program your GPS to find the nearest Dollar General – they run beer BOGOs. Or so I’ve been told.

Well, both guys sure have beer bellies, yes?