Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for August 30, 2024

That’s funny!

Or Al’s sons.

And don’t shave the whales too closely.

That’s actually my story, too.

It was never a problem when the average lifespan was thirty-five years.

I was adopted so it’s better not to know.

My last name is Schmitt…Same here, but I also had chicken pox…So I may get Parkinschingleheimer’s

……sounds German?

One way or the other, if we live long enough, we’ll get “Old Timers” disease.

@DanCollins – I hope not!

I hope not, my dad, like yours, had Parkinsons before he died, no family should have to go through that.

Isn’t that a brand of slip-on shoes?

I sure hope not. Nasty diseases.

My mom had Multiple Sclerosis, and died at 54 — same age as her mother, but Grandma’s was Cancer. My dad lived into his 70s. He had Parkinsons. I’ve already outlived them all. Parkinsclerosis isn’t going to get me!

My mom had cancer, dad strokes. I’ll croak.

i reckon that wisenheimer’s will get me eventually…

I shouldn’t be surprised you’re using humor to work through grief :D I hope you’re doing better.

Maybe you’ll get terminal cancer before any degenerative disease can blight your brain. Or a stroke. There are so many fun possibilities for us. By comparison, lethal injection or the electric chair sounds much better. Relatively quick way to go. No lingering misery or loss of self. A four-minute-long demise is nothing!