Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 20, 2020

I don’t know Santa. That much dynamite might take out the whole house.

what a dynamite idea…

You can use sheet plastic explosives around the edge of a proposed hole and just cut a door.

Hmmm! Gain a little weight Santa?

I like the direct approach.

This reminds me of the cartoon showing a rat in a maze only the rat has gnawed a direct path through the walls straight for the cheese.

Sure hope that’s not Thermite.

And shouldn’t he have ICC decals on the sleigh for explosives?

Really? Not using a directed charge from eight feet away? Please.

“Think you used enough dynamite there Butch?”

Rudolph: Um, Santa…there’s a window right there. If you can fit down a chimney, surely you can—

Santa: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!

Did you try the front door? Lots of people don’t even bother to lock it. Some, like my ex, even leave their keys in the door!

Couldn’t you just, like, break a window…?

Sundance Kid: Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

Hope your holidays are a blast!

Must be for someone who’s really earned that lump of coal!

c4 would be better

I think Santa skipped the eggnog and went for the Harvey Wallbanger.

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

A chainsaw would be more discrete.

Now that’s MY ’kinda Santa!

A hole in one Maple Street.

Aren’t they going to be pleasantly surprised.

SaTNTa?

Psst … use more wire.

Did the ACME elves make that set-up?