Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 11, 2021

He needs his mind mined.

Hipster miners?

Some people have had multiple cave-ins.

I may not understand that, but I do know that you’re a snob and a jerk.

Mining for anything is bad….get lost

If you get it, you don’t need to get it.

every once in a while they’ll come across a seam of hermaphrodite…

He may, but in any case his dogs name is Astuteness, and he is very Curious and intelligent.

I did that a lot in college

Brainy snobs, good looking snobs, jock snobs….they’re all just masking their insecurities. We slobby slobs like every one because we are ugly, non-athletic and not of the erudite persuasion.

If they were mining contrite, it would be apologies all around.

Hmmm, please eschew obfuscation.

What make you think everything would be over my head?

The rude ite mine is down the road a piece.

Perhaps, but maybe the dog could…

Here in California the mountains are full of ignite.

Does the gentleman on the right have college-professor-style patches on the elbows of his jacket?

Harumph… rather insulting, I’d say. It’s not only the erudite who know what “erudite” means…

But only to get at the unobtainium underneath.

And you should be mining your own business.

That’s what we were told when they stopped the Canadian pipeline to give us cheaper petroleum…

Amirite? Next up – the irony mine.

I thought the last erudite mine shut down at the end of the Obama administration.

Brilliant, thanks

Well I’m ready to give him a piece of my mined.

Aren’t the Erudites one of the lost tribes ?

They only found crudite, so they stopped for a snack.

Well that’s a pretentious lode…

Must think he’s talking to a dummy, errr, demmy