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As a kid I remember that at the annual ethnic fair there was some elder slavic guy who festooned himself with fresh basil. Best smelling old guy at the picnic.
Ratkin Premium Member 7 months ago
The parsley should be parsnipped off.
oldpine52 7 months ago
It will take a lot more than that to make him look appealing.
Imagine 7 months ago
Don’t ask him where he sprinkled the pepper.
Zykoic 7 months ago
As a kid I remember that at the annual ethnic fair there was some elder slavic guy who festooned himself with fresh basil. Best smelling old guy at the picnic.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 7 months ago
That’s not parsley, that’s poison ivy!
derdave969 7 months ago
So which has the zippier look; leaf or curly?
e.groves 7 months ago
Parsley is a host plant for the Black Swallowtail butterfly.
gammaguy 7 months ago
That looks like sub-parsley.
backyardcowboy 7 months ago
Hey, is that Sage and Rosemary I see there too?
Gameguy49 Premium Member 7 months ago
Parsley maybe but kale is a repellant.
Doug K 7 months ago
Garnish your face.
Bellboy 7 months ago
Go with an aRUGula hairpiece.
mindjob 7 months ago
It only looks good on leprechauns
ElwoodP 7 months ago
…and maybe not.
ladykat Premium Member 7 months ago
It doesn’t do a thing for you.
mistercatworks 7 months ago
Well, parsely, sage, rosemary AND thyme can make a song sound better. :)
Lablubber 7 months ago
When you don’t have thyme to shave.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 7 months ago
Hope sprigs eternal.
johninps 7 months ago
Is this guy’s name Herb?
Jayalexander 7 months ago
What’s the difference btween %^&$$^ and parsley?
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom 7 months ago
No, it can’t.
AndrewSihler 7 months ago
Eeeuw!
paullp Premium Member 7 months ago
“Sure, sure . . . just remember that maybe some of us believe that some people are idiots.”
markkahler52 7 months ago
Come Autumn, choose vibrantly colored Maple leafs
neatslob Premium Member 7 months ago
Chia face.