Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 28, 2024

Made with real Beretta cheese.

Don’t forget to leave a really good tip

Ah, so it’s the lasagna that’s holding the gun. Makes perfect sense.

Also a wicked stromboli!

It’s the green fried tomatoes you should be worried about.

A shank would have been sufficient.

“Leave the gun, take the cannoli“

“You wanna piece o’ ME??”

That is a mean lasagna!

That’s beyond “mean” … if you know what I mean.

“You, just empty your wallet”

Eat lead!!

Did she take care of “Vinny the snitch“?

It’s great if you need more iron in your diet.

mafioso home??

“Now that’s Italian!”

It went bad, real bad.

Violently spicy.

“The lasagna is people!

But it does taste better than that Soylent Green junk…"

That made me actually LOL!

“Do you feel lucky, punk?”

Made me laugh out loud! Thanks, Dave.

As a mathematician I assumed you meant it was only average.