Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 23, 2025

The rare spotted girafflamingo.

I think it needs either two arms or a pair of wings to balance him off.

If that logic held true of the full blooded flamingoes, they wouldn’t have a leg to stand on.

A tall tale?

OK. This one had me laughing out loud. And an added bonus: Can’t picture a giraffe and a flamingo ‘doing it’.

23 and Me.

It did happen back in the sixty’s

He must haver been one heck of an egg.

Ooh! I want one for the lawn!

I’ll bet dad was a sailor who drank a lot on shore leave.

They’ve been wading for an explanation.

He’s going to run out of food in that pond

I would have paid to see THAT! “How low can you go?”

What is his legal standing?

His father was Zeus disguised as a flamingo. Kinky

There is always that one ancestor who leaves too many questions. My DNA says I am 2.5% Iberian and my dad’s side says we hail from Madrid – then one of my sarcastic uncles would laugh and say we are all children of a Dominican friar. It is funny that the story goes back generations and the Philippines was under the rule of Spain for nearly 500 years. My mom’s side were rebels wanted by the French authorities according to my mom’s cousin but that is another story.

whoa! talk about yer recessive genes!!

Shel Silverstein’s first book “Half of a Giraffe” failed miserably but “Giraffe & a half” did great!

this one’s for the birds