Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for November 28, 2024

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE!!

I’m thankful we all get to read the LUANN strip daily… and usually argue about it. ;)

I’m not allowed to carve the turkey anymore. My family don’t like me performing a necropsy on their meal.

LMAO!!! Ninja Pilgrim! Perfect sight picture! John Belushi—the original SNL Samurai Butcher—dressed as a Pilgrim (more properly called a Separatist) with a katana.

ninja pilgrim – LOL!

Her father backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work

Is there anything that Mrs Horner can’t do?

I wonder if she’ll ask how her old house is holding up since she sold it to them?

What a surprise, our new president elect is a butcher also.

Back in the ’60’s, GE marketed an electronic carving knife; I can remember seeing commercials for it on TV. Apparently, it never sold well—it was a bulky thing and hard to control. Happy Thanksgiving to all in the Luanniverse.

Frank’s grip on that knife looks pretty awkward.

We still use an electric knife. It’s great for slicing breast meat. Cut joints with a blade. Then slice with an electric knife. But the task, or honor, has passed to a grandson. So he can do it however he prefers. Shalom.

Furthermore, if you break into Mrs Horner’s place, you’re liable to get CUT.

Happy Thanksgiving to all. (Whether you choose to celebrate it or not.). ;-)

Always have your knife sharpener handy.

Apparently, Frank DeGroot’s daytime job isn’t going to be a butcher?

You’re next.

Butcher, Baker and Candlestick Maker.

Frank has been doing this over 20 years and still has no idea how to hold the knife?

“Ninja Pilgrim”?

Happy Thanksgiving.

There are no ninja pilgrims, they were not East Asians, maybe he should have said a knight pilgrim.

Mrs. Horner’s a whiz with that knife. I’d hate to run into her in a dark alley at night

It’s 4:20 in th morning here. Just started baking the turkey so it’ll be done around 2:30 in th afternoon. Pretty big turkey, 31 pounds an at 20 minutes a pound that’s about 620 minutes, so around a little over 10 hours. Pretty close.

Turkey coma at 4:00 in th afternoon. Film at 11..

No butchers in my family, but my mother used to sharpen a knife like this and she would carve the turkey. Later on we got an electric knife. I do not have one so I am back to carving by hand.

Have a great day, everyone!

Hope she wiped the blade after sharpening.

Happy Thanksgiving from Luann and all of her friends and family.