Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for April 09, 2020

Just sing the TV theme song from the 1960’s “Batman”. Easy lyrics.

Where?

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer …

https://washyourlyrics.com

Any song can be a hand washing song.

5 YO son and I washing hands in restroom, 5YO says you have to wash for 30 seconds, and sings song to do it. Other folks in room are amazed and say how awesome that is. It is more amazing that we are taking the “new” trend of washing hands as something that needs to be done NOW, as it should always have been!

This is the way we stay alive, stay alive, stay alive. This is the way we stay alive so early in the morning.

I bought an automatic foaming soap dispenser. One customer review said that with it her kids now looked forward to washing their hands. No more nagging.

Rub-a-dub-dub..only one person per tub..

It is in times similar to these that probably caused the growth of sad country songs and the blues. Gotta let out the pain somehow.

My hand washing routine is to wash while saying “Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It’s continuing mission; to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.” Yes, I am a Star Trek fan, but I got the idea from someone else.

Fine! After you get done singing that “cute” little ditty your Grandfather taught you, were going to wash your mouth out.

One Mississippi, two Mississippi……

I have ’Inna-gadda-da-Vida going through my head. 17 minutes. I also have pruny hands.