Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for June 01, 2022

That’s about par

Looks like he’s got a black eye. Did your wife give that to ya?

Works both ways.

Probably “head down, shoulders square, feet planted and follow through”.

Never mind, she will repeat it all to you when you go home.

Some men have selective hearing…

My wife sometimes accuses me, “You never listen to ANYTHING I say.”

I counter with, “Oh, I listen dear, but you talk so much I can’t listen to EVERTHING you say.”

And then the fight is on.

Got to show this one to my wife, she will appreciate the irony.

Mom was the one who wouldn’t listen. When called on it, her usual response was “everybody tells me that, what is wrong with you all?”

It’s a start…

My wife starts her diatribe with: “For the tenth time, I told you to…………”. And I respond with: What a weird way to start a conversation “

Why is the hole in a sand trap?

My wife accuses me of having selective hearing. I told her, “That is not true.” “I hear you now, and I don’t want to.”