Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 06, 2022

even better if his regular hairline was reseeded.

Try waxing. It’s a scream.

It gives you that distinguished mad scientist look.

You move slower at that age. The ear hair is to help keep the bugs out.

…and there’s, the nose hair….ew

they have this wax that you use on mustaches … you can form your hair into handle bars … works on ear and nose hair too.

Is there an app for that? Fortunately I’ve found a trimmer that actually cuts the hair rather than pull them out.

It’s a function of age. Some genetic functions slow down while others continue on at their normal speed. :} )

And then there’s his eyebrows.

PSA to my middle-aged and older peers: Guys, we have to start shaving and plucking after a certain age. Yes, I shave my ears almost daily. At least once a week the eyebrows get trimmed and plucked, and the nostrils get a trimmer inserted. Don’t go around looking like the guy in the cartoon. You are grossing out everyone you meet. It’s the same reaction as if you weren’t wearing any deodorant.

With fewer follicles to feed all that hair energy is used in other places and growth is phenomenal.

Perhaps it HAS receded…. from your head to your ears.

I have long said that them person that discovers a method to harvest the ear hair from an old man and transplant it onto his head will have more money than God.

That’s how i know I need a haircut. When I can do an earhair combover I go get sheared.

Just braid the ear hairs you old hippie!