Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 06, 2024

Any minute now.

I’ve stopped waiting, now I just rely on what I see on Facebook.

Socrates said the beginning of wisdom is when you realize you don’t know anything.

Sometimes, age just comes with…older.

Aren’t we all?

I have a point in my life where I am “if you don’t like what I am doing, tough!”

Old adage: know thyself.

Corollary: and try not to be too disappointed.

I’m just getting older and wider!

Once the pain begins, wisdom follows swiftly.

If I live to be 100, the miracle would not be surviving to the century mark, it would be that I survived past 30. Prior to that age, I made a lot of stupid decisions.

The wisdom of age is recognizing when the same old s**t comes back around and knowing to stay out of it.

Aren’t we all?

Got off that wagon when they took out his wisdom teeth.

Well I see the problem, his pants are at least 12 inches too low.

He’ll forget it anyway.

First thing is, switch to those numerical-shaped candles

He’ll find the wisdom once he hikes those pants up another foot or so.

Like: stand closer to the cake when blowing out the candles.

A word from the wise (me):

Acquiring wisdom is a gradual process. If he hasn’t been doing it all along, little by little, I wouldn’t hold out much hope for him.

He apparently has the wisdom not to put his face to close to the inferno, that is those candles.

I am waiting, too.