Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 19, 2024

They should have songs about afghan dogs and Afghanistan.

Took me a second for this one to click.

Former members were in The Wet Blankets. They only played surf music by the Beach Boys.

Don’t they also play Long Hair music??

I go to their concerts to eat; they usually put on a great spread.

If they all wore hairpieces, they could call themselves The Afghan Wigs

Cue the Rim Shot Monkey in 3……2……..1!

That’s very comforting.

People hound them to stop.

I think this joke needs an antimacassar.

They Kabul together their song list at the last minute.

do they read sheet music…?

If one of them drops out, would they be a duvet?

please oh please oh please oh please let there be a band like this somewhere!

Cute.

I prefer the originality of the Afghan Whigs.

I’m sure they’re great, but Electric Mayhem sill holds the record for longest touring streak without writing their own songs.