Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for April 23, 2024

The new diet cola

I’m guessing some brand of antacid?

I do know several people who have lost a good bit of weight with Ozempic.

Just wait for McD’s new special sauce to be ozempic.

Every year the St Paul Saints baseball team’s pig mascot gets a new name. This year the name is Ozempig.

Don’t talk to me about prevention: give me the cure.

This would be funny, if there wasn’t so much truth in it.

“That will be $44.97…please drive forward. “By the way, we don’t have that medicine. We are all college graduates, but no degrees in anything useful”.

Years ago I went to brunch at Denny’s with a bunch of friends. I ordered one of their breakfast skillets “with a side of Lipitor”. Even the server thought that was funny. When I got home I looked up the nutritional info on their website. That one meal had a full day’s allowance of fat.

Ozempic causes you to have a reduced interest in food, sex, exercise … life.

That will be $1000.

That will be the day…

I’m somehow reminded of a scandal when Viagra was new.

A Restaurant in NYC got in all sorts of trouble when they tried adding a salad to their menu that featured ground up Viagra tablets instead of Black Pepper.

It seems they really do take that “Prescription Only” thing seriously.

When a Salad is the most expensive thing on the menu, that tends to attract attention, too.