Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 25, 2025

I’ve used that retort before. It gets chuckles at Costco.

Not bad.

Would you like sumo?

I need to remember that line.

And the waiter mumbles another wise guy.

Very funny.

..old dad joke..

This reminds me of when I was working; a patient’s wife, who was petite and elderly, complimented me on my colorful scrub jacket. “That’s a lovely jacket. I just might have to wrestle you for it.”

LOL – dang I wish I’d thought of that

You might want to reconsider — that waiter’s pretty big.

Let’s just arm wrestle instead.

“No, but I’ll wrestle you for dessert.”