Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 10, 2012

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    doc white  over 12 years ago

    Works for me. When will the film be released?

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    Can't Sleep  over 12 years ago

    A Goldie Oldie!

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    pouncingtiger  over 12 years ago

    This movie looks a bit Grimm.

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    Orion-13  over 12 years ago

    Goldilocks: Detroit

    Orion(Go Lions! And Tigers! The Bears got what was coming to them. Go Goldilocks!)

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    rayannina  over 12 years ago

    If it’s in IMAX 3D, I’m there!

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    TheNihilist  over 12 years ago

    Presented by the NRA and the 2nd amendment foundation – or – was that the right to arm bears…

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    bluskies  over 12 years ago

    Danae and Kate’s older cousin? Is that where they learned it?

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    That just made me laugh. I’m not usre I want to see Goldilocks lll, though.

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    bagbalm  over 12 years ago

    Somebodyshort – Try Bambi – Antlers of Death!

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    And she saved just the right rocking chair…But, and now, this is just between you and me, right? I hear she sometimes wears a little red hoodie and poaches wolves…You din’ hearit fro’ me….

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    cdward  over 12 years ago

    Ironically, I hear more whining about PETA than I actually hear from PETA.

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    chris_weaver  over 12 years ago

    “This film…is ‘just right’.” – Roger Ebert

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    PICTO  over 12 years ago

    Yo Goldie. When you’re bare hunting, doesn’t the underbrush tickle your winkle?

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    GalleyOar  over 12 years ago

    Goldilocks vs RamboGoldilocks vs GonzillaGoldilocks vs Terminator

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    tripwire45  over 12 years ago

    Now THAT’s funny! :-D

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 12 years ago

    Since when did this strip join Lio and Buni in doing dark humor?

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    Sandfan  over 12 years ago

    It seems that Rod was right. Blondes do have more fun.

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    Sky_Shachaq  over 12 years ago

    Goldilocks-Locked and loaded.

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    Commentator  over 12 years ago

    This reminds me of Greaseman’s Blasterpiece Theater bit on Goldielocks and the Three Bears. Just replace the rifle with an AK-47, 7.62, 30 round banana magazine, flash suppressor, laser sight, 30 round banana magazine, folding paratrooper stock.

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    KEA  over 12 years ago

    Oh PLEASE don’t give them any ideas!

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    Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 12 years ago

    For the real story behind this seehttp://howlandbolton.com/essays/read_more.php?sid=80

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    Vonne Anton  over 12 years ago

    These are all prequels. We’ve already seen Goldilocks 3 – it was called “When Bears Attack” and played on Fox. Anyway, is that Momma Bear’s chair? Seems a bit bigger than “just right.”

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    hcr1985  over 12 years ago

    This is N. S. ’s answer to The Lorax!!!!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago

    you left out the love (lust) interest.

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    rmacprivate  over 12 years ago

    Try Rudolph in All the Reindeer USED to call me names.

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    V-Beast  over 12 years ago

    That’s terrible! It must’ve cost her a fortune in taxidermy and tanning fees.

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    bbear  over 12 years ago

    Oh my gawd (said as I got back up from the floor).

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    elbeck  over 12 years ago

    I’d like to see a remake of Bambi v Godzilla wherein Bambi kicks the $#!^ out of Godzilla. For some reason, it’s hard to remember that Bambi was a boy.

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    celeconecca  over 12 years ago

    My laugh for the day. Thanks!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago

    @INGSOCplease be careful. i don’t want to see the hammer fall on any more of my favorite commentors

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    rcerinys701  over 12 years ago

    Is this the episode after Goldilocks got out of jail on the Breaking and Entering charge?

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 12 years ago

    Wiley Miller is also known for writing children books. Now I tell you, how that’s going to look, a disturbing picture of a classic children tale?

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 12 years ago

    Remember what happen to Dysfunctional Family Circus?King Features Syndicate didn’t find it so hilarious and told them to stop or be sued!

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    The Life I Draw Upon  over 12 years ago

    .All quiet on set..Shoot.

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    LumFan  over 12 years ago

    Sponsored by Colt, H&K, and Beretta. Just think of the product tie-in possibilities.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 12 years ago

    At least the family (of bears) is still together.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 12 years ago

    SnowWhite and the 7.35 mm Mauser? “Glockerella”? “Sleeping Uzi”?@sturmmi14-But seriously: we dumb-ass city folk ’invented’predators, prey, and ALL the biological classifications…and studied and recorded their behaviors. It’s called “science”, and it didn’t originate in the country. Them ol’ boys at your EPA, agricultural extension, etc., are trained by city folks.

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Peter Bergman died. Clowns are crying today….

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago

    She looks so happy, doesn’t she? :-D

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    Pygar  over 12 years ago

    Now, now. The PC-approved term is “love children”. And where all are armed, none are armed. This is why you never have massacres at sportsmen’s clubs- instead, you have them in schools and such. If you find this confusing, I am sure the donut shop scene from “Robocop” is on YouTube somewhere.

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    cb795  over 12 years ago

    and this time, she is loaded for bear!

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    Patlet  over 12 years ago

    Goldilocks iii – The Revenge of the Bears

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    coffeemugman  over 12 years ago

    No, Sara Palin with a blonde wig…

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