Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 19, 2013

I admit I don’t know much about New England accents, but wouldn’t it be “eh-yuh” instead of “a-yeh”?

You can’t argue with success…..

Besides, it wouldn’t have to necessarily be a whale that flings him up there…….It could be a water spout, it could be a water sprite, it could be a watering hole, it could be something silly…..

That’s right…..A watering hole in the sky…. Deal with it….Where do you think water comes from, anyway?

Eddie making sense is scary…

Who’s on first, What’s on second…

Another thing more likely than a whole life insurance policy paying off is the possibility of rolling over in your sleep and waking up the next morning with the toothfairy lying crushed under your whale-like belly…

once again, Wiley goes straight for the heart. lol. wonder if he had any problems with insurance companies. lol

so I’m asking!

Wait a minute. Ya mean there is something that makes sense with Eddie’s stories? Da assault on da implausible. You’s think this was some comic book story and not a media news release story. Haven’t you ever viewed most media stories? Now they are fantasy……

No. Watt was the name of the man who invented the steam engine.

-LOL!!! Thanks for the comic relief….

LOL – that’s good, thanks (I have a friend from Bahabbah)!

Eddie’s logic is making a shocking amount of sense. And I don’t even drink! Maybe I should start…

Can an atheist be insured against an “act of God?”

@WileyI’m sure you’re probably old enough to remember one of the finest examples of a true Maine humorist, Marshall Dodge. Back in my college days in Vermont,( yeah, right after the Civil War ), I think I knew every Bert and I routine by heart – and still remember a couple.

If we are very, very fortunate, we will all have a Cap’n Eddie in our lives.

The cat’s name is Paulie

Think “Murder She Wrote” specifically the sheriff that should help some,from a personal standpoint ,being from the midwest as I am the first month I read this comic ….it was like translating a totally foreign language.

ugh

Why does that cat keep sitting on your shoulders?You know computers? Give me a break.

Clearly, you are confused about types of life insurance. ‘Whole life’ ALWAYS pays off – to somebody. That’s why it’s called whole – it lasts for your WHOLE life. It’s ‘term’ that’s unlikely to pay out. as typically, the insured person outlives the term (period) of the policy!