Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 21, 2015

Uh, does explain why so many “startups”, fail.

Considering climate change, that’s what Chicago will look like in 100 years, after California drains the Great Lakes of all our water.

My ship came in I was at the train station…

Looks like he won’t have to be worried about competition. Of course there may be a few other problems.

It’s a conspiracy!“They” are ruining his business and depriving him of his chosen way of life!

Ah, the clash of the dream with reality.

Ed’s still the best snowplow operator for a thousand miles.

grand opening…USED MATCHES AND HAIRPINS.SHOP…

Clearly the government needs to subsidize him.

He should go for crowd-funding.If he puts up solar panels and runs his lawn mowers from electrical batteries charged by the Sun, he should be able to get millions that he can put into the business, and especially into salary, just like big charity might.

Location, location, location.

Ed still believes in and recites Invictus everyday.Who cares what the other people say?

Just change it to Ed’s Biker bar and Gun shop……They will come.

Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (and now Explosives) should be a convenience store.

Like selling fridges to…that’s already been done.

How about weeding!

How about weeding!

How about weeding!

Location, Location, Location!

Are we sure he is awake? Maybe better no one tell him?

His customers have deserted him.

Unfortunately many new business ideas are just like this but not quite so obviously idiotic. Another excellent commentary on human nature and the human condition by Wylie. This guy couldn’t be using Eddie as his business consultant or there would be a fishing angle as well.

“I never knew there was an inland sea in Australia called Sturt.”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Yeah, seems like you learn something new every day!

Curse you global warming!

“… inland sea in Australia called Sturt.”Beat me to it.

Ed, location, location, location!

There’s a strip in Sherpa that has the same theme today, a business idea that just really didn’t have a good grip on reality: http://www.gocomics.com/irony-or

A bailout would seem highly unlikely…..??

Location location location!

Maybe he should try Floral and Towing.

Bruno, great idea on the drinking game…..I personally think it’s bad form to make a comment before you’ve read all the previous comments…Anyway, it’s a drinking game I can manipulate……Location, Location….sorry, couldn’t do it…

Yeah…. that’s not going to work. Make it a Lemonade stand. Ice is extra.

…and the competition is practically nonexistant.

Nah. Lost Wages already has plans to build Domes over all the Casinos and use Solar energy to “Recycle” all the Flop Sweat generated at the Craps tables into drinking water..

Gas needs to run out before the water does. Otherwise they’ll just migrate to where the water is and overwhelm that system too.