Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 27, 2015

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    Wallythe2  over 9 years ago

    At least he’s providing a service or a product…questionable as to value as it is. It could be worse; he could be a retiring General Officer (Generals or Admirals) from the military armed forces… They have to take classes on how to integrate back into civilian life. Some even have to learn to drive again because after years or even decades of being chauffeured around They have no clue how to handle traffic. -Things most adults do automatically they need to learn, like opening their own doors, standing in lines for tickets or even ordering from menus served up by retired Judges…

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    Argythree  over 9 years ago

    I love it that you have to order from a witness stand that the judge can look down on. But I can’t imagine that a hot dog from this handcart would meet health codes; where’s the rotary machine to cook it? And where is Hizzoner’s permit for obstructing the public right of way?

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    Bilan  over 9 years ago

    His food is actually pretty good. The pretzels come with a salt and buttery.

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    RVLDeJung Premium Member over 9 years ago

    On Saturday, July 25 2015 @Doctor Toon wrote:—I respect the right of every person to believe whatever it is that they believe. I respect the right of every person to express their beliefs. The thing is, after some people express their beliefs I can no longer respect them. Doctor Toon, those are the most profound words I have read in a long, long time. Straight to the heart of the whole ‘Free Speech’ vs. ‘Beliefs’ debate like an arrow. In three lines of succinct, beautifully-crafted words I am stunned, delighted and enlightened. Deep thought invited regarding the multiple implications. Thank you, thank you indeed._______________

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    Ninette  over 9 years ago

    It is a mayor who is referred to as Hiz Honor.

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    Egrayjames  over 9 years ago

    Run! Run NOW! Do not look back and never return here again. They will find you…..never stop running.

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    puddlesplatt  over 9 years ago

    And where pray tell, is the hot dog?

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    puddlesplatt  over 9 years ago

    And where pray tell, is the hot dog?

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    ZorkArg  over 9 years ago

    Where, pray tell, did women’s lib come into this exchange??

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    dabugger  over 9 years ago

    Perverted or just normal? A little aloof or inability to adjust?

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    Linguist  over 9 years ago

    I always wondered what happened to Justice Felix Frankfurter !

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    Strod  over 9 years ago

    Ha! I also read “meditation” initially until @Richard S. Russell’s reply made me go back an verify that there’s no “t”!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago

    So, what are the charges?

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    strictures  over 9 years ago

    What about the Earth’s albedo?

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    Dtroutma  over 9 years ago

    I just figured with “mandatory minimums” he’d have never been able to retire, or maybe now will just never be able to leave the bench behind?

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    Argy.Bargy2  over 9 years ago

    Hayhayhay

    Your pals, the little green men on that flying machine landing in back of you? They want you to return with them to your home planet.

    Go peaceably, now. You don’t want to find out what President Trump will do to you aliens if you stay put.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 9 years ago

    The People’s Food Court.

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    hippogriff  over 9 years ago

    Linguist: Died, unfortunately. The last real conservative on the court. All we have had close to that philosophy since are waffling moderates and reactionaries who don’t believe in the Constitution.

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    reynard61  over 9 years ago

    Serving Justice with great relish…

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    pbarnrob  over 9 years ago

    How DARE they let a judge retire?! As seldom as a new one is appointed (AND confirmed)!

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