Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 18, 2016

Chumps.

Politicians are proof of the Theory of Devolution, none more so than the current crop of front runners for both parties. I think they can teach zoo primates a few more finer points and techniques of poo flinging. Especially via Twitter, after hours when the pr advisers aren’t available to moderate the stupidity.

I hereby nominate Wiley for the “Editorial Cartoons” section.

Monkey See, Politicians Do.

It’s the only thing Trump hasn’t done yet.

The gloves are off, now. Garry Trudeau is not alone.

once all the candidates convince us that the other won’t make a good president, canceling each other out…we might as well vote for a monkey

Normally, it is the politicians slinging the crap at the base.….@Dogsniff : You are the winner.

When it comes to this election, there is little to choose between a chimp and an ape.

When I was around 5yo, Momma took us kids to the zoo. My sister go too close to the monkey/ape cage (that’s how long ago it was, before protective rails were invented) She was wearing a beret or tam. Monkey snatched hat off of her head, filled it with chocolate soft serve, and politely offered it back to her. I know you will find this hard to believe, but I laughed.

Are we sure it came out of his/her mouth?!

Nice chimp, Wiley……………….Jim in CT……There are a couple things that haven’t happened yet…..Wait for the sex scandal, Trump may be wound up in that D.C.madam list of clients….Wouldn’t that be funny….And nobody has died yet…but we still have six months to go….

So, the candidates are moving beyond mud slinging.

Giving they best they have.

Barnes, according to the National Enquirer, which has been dead on right several times in the past, Ted Cruz already is listed there. He really protested far to much IMPO. It was kind of like the way others-especially preachers or other uber religious-protested, before the truth finally emerged

Somebody get that monkey some more bananas !

Humpy Dumpty (Sunday, April 17) was terrific. Its message hit me like a brick wall (if you’ll pardon the expression)!

Nice, because it applies to BOTH parties!

There’s never been a candidate from one of the two major parties (this late in the primary season) with such a disconnect between what he actually knows and what he erroneously assumes that he knows, as Trump. Little Donnie is a man (to use the term extremely loosely) who knows incredibly little about any of the issues, and yet thinks that he knows it all. This is caused by being rich the day before he was born. All his life, Little Donnie’s been surrounded by sycophants and yes-men. Whenever he says something that is flat-out untrue (whether from his massive ignorance or his massive dishonesty), his yes-men have always refrained from correcting him. It would be sad if it weren’t so funny, but it’s also pretty scary, too. Trump’s base is even dumber than he is!

For your enjoyment:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PejFLQ1ZxNA&spfreload=10

Government employs people who are there, in the vast majority, for what they can do FOR people. Politicians, especially lately) go for the job for what they can do TO people. Zookeepers and the monkeys.

Be grateful that they only deleted your comment ( which thanks to @whiteheron I was able to enjoy.For awhile there I thought they’d deleted you, especially since it ain’t your first rodeo with the GC Overlords.Glad you’re still here !

What we need is an option to vote for “None of the Above”.

SCORE!!

Well done.

Judging by two of our local pols’ behaviour in commercials I was surprised to see their debate wasn’t held in a mud pit.

@LinguistI think his comment contained " @#%! ",an implied “obscenity” and some one must have flagged it. Probably that person that had been ragging on Sniff .