Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 25, 2017

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Trump will probably try to take credit for it.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 7 years ago

    That course must have some HARSH water hazards.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member over 7 years ago

    “Let my people out of the rough.”

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    garcoa  over 7 years ago

    There is one huge sand trap coming up.

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    Gent  over 7 years ago

    Now we know…

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    somebodyshort  over 7 years ago

    And the Scots claim to have invented the infernal game

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    What is that? A par 180 hole?

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    Pocosdad  over 7 years ago

    And the round took 40 years to complete.

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    Thus was the worst plague set down upon the land and its people.

    " For you have cursed Me, and my lie. You shall walk the greens and fairways, yet never will you gain the 19th hole. "

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    Masterskrain  over 7 years ago

    Another typical day at Mar-A-Loser.

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    sandpiper  over 7 years ago

    @whiteheron: Excellent. A great laugh

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    sandpiper  over 7 years ago

    @herrweh: Also excellent. I’m sure he appreciated the thought!!

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    sandpiper  over 7 years ago

    But is he ‘keeping his eye on the ball’ or on holding back the flood? Can he do both?

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    JudyAz  over 7 years ago

    Love how the rule book is a scroll!

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    mridenour  over 7 years ago

    Finally Wiley did one without including left-wing politics. Although one jack-wagon tried to get it in any way…..

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    T Smith  over 7 years ago

    In the tradition of Carnac the Magnificent:

    A: A golf course, his taxes, his wife.

    Q: Name 3 things Trump always cheats on.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Pharaoh: “Mind if we play through?”

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    ladamson1918  over 7 years ago

    This reminds me of an old joke, the punchline of which is, “Worse. He thinks he’s Arnold Palmer.”

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 7 years ago

    “Careful not to slice here. You don’t want the ball to go into the trees.”

    “Trees?”

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    BubbleTape Premium Member over 7 years ago

    like a game of telephone. A long queue at the buffet that felt like 40 years and a tough water hazard at the Red Cs Resort becomes, well, you know.

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    edward thomas Premium Member over 7 years ago

    One of my favorite cartoons shows the seas parting, with a cone that says, “Slippery When Wet!”

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    ChessPirate  over 7 years ago

    This is the hole where Pharaoh’s party doesn’t get to play through…

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    Peam Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Well if that isn’t improving the lie of the ball, I don’t know what is! Rule 13.2 specifically mentions that the removal of “dew or moisture” is prohibited! The red sea was quite moist last time I was through there (35 years ago!)On the other hand it’s possible that that aspect wasn’t in the Rules at the time of the parting of the Red Sea; my Dad always used to say that the Rules are so complicated because people are always trying to find ways of bending them. That’s why I love the ’Decisions!

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