Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 14, 2017

Forewarned is for-bear-ance?

If that’s the proper method for critical thinking, should we say “quack” when someone shouts “Duck!”?

He’s just waiting for his Uber.

The bear only gets the myopic ones.

Bear left, right? If he made that sign it would be “Bear write, left.” If he was the only remaining naked conservative grizzly it would be “Right bare bear left”. If he was correctly placed there as part of a religious observance, it would be “Rite bear left right”.

For him it is bear left. Though walking to the place it is to the right. Reminds me of that other test where it says “do not press this button” and anyone who does is instantly reduced to ash. You would be amazed how many fail. The Eugenic culling continues.Perfectly legal by the new govt. Some people learn fast and tell others. But some learn it and never tell anyone else. We consider them covert supporters.

Bear always right. Trust me on this.

“Un ours peut en cacher un autre.”

What is it with Wiley and his bears?

Like a ‘Wet Paint’ sign to a drunk. Is it a warning, or a direction.

WILEY BEAR!

I am a little surprised he hasn’t changed the spelling to BEER right…But it would ruin the joke I guess….

OK crazies, Beer to the right, Beer to the left, Grin and bare it all!

Runnin bear, run Little White Dove . . .

If you’re feeling naughty, you can just grin and bare it.

I went up to a local and told him that I was new in town and didn’t know where anything was. I asked for some directions and he told me to go down to where the old Baptist Church used to be and take a left and go a mile and make a right at the rock that looks like a bear, take the road past the guy sleeping on the porch with 3 hound dawgs sleeping under the steps until I got to the bear that looked like a rock…

That’s a right to bear arms.

I really hope the use of the word bare above is intentional.

Wiley forgot the bones of those that “failed” the test

Wiley bears are not litterbears, bones go in the trashcan to the right of the bear.

Wiley for got the bones of those that failed the test

The animal is hiding behind a light standard. He’s a polar bear. A pole bearer?

There will be NO critical thinking done,before I’ve had my morning infusion of caffeine ! I can’t bear it !

Reminds me of the story of two dumb hunters driving down the road. They came to a fork in the road and a sign that said “bear left.” So they turned around and went back home…

Well, aside of amusing word crafted comments , the bear is on the guy’s left as he walks out of the building. Sign might be confusing to drivers in the street depending upon number of lanes in the road, especially if folks saw the bear first.

If he passes, will his degree have an Ursa Major?

If he has to think about it that long, he’s lunch meat anyway.

Read a great editorial in the Chicago Tribune by John Kass the other day on the case where the British parents want to bring their child to the USA and the British government refuses to let them. What Mr. Kass pointed out was that the important question is not being asked by both the American Politicians and the Media that are both pushing for single payer healthcare in the USA. What is this question? Well, if the USA does get single payer healthcare, will the government be able to tell you that, “NO you are not allowed to take your child to another country for care. Even if you pay your own way.”? This is a vital question that HAS to be asked, because sooner or later we will have single payer, and we must include a clause that if you pay your own way you can do what every you want and the government can not block you.

Not sure what’s funnier, the cartoon or the comments that failed the critical thinking test. OK, the cartoon wins, the latter is a little sad really.

Wonder how many had to read the comments to get the joke? Even worse, or funnier perhaps, they read the comments and still don’t get the joke…then post something that proves it. Awesome!

For those that still need help, put simply, the Bear may be to the left, but bearing right will help you avoid a close up bear encounter. ;) For those ‘baring,’ well, that might get you arrested if done on a public sidewalk. :P

Can’t bear it, so thinking outside the block, I’ll go back inside the building and exit via the back door!

Perhaps the Bear (Russian symbol) has documents that reveal the nastiness of the DNC?