Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 07, 2018

Cats do have an easy life

I don’t have pets I have Friends. Cats, Dogs, Horses, The Shrink is right!

It’s always been that way.

Not the rest of it… all of it.

If you throw a blue stone into the Red Sea, it gets wet just like any other.

Recognizing a philosophy the world has long accepted – cats know the way

Every so often they go nuts for a few minutes, then all is calm again.

We’re all nuts but some are nuttier than others.

Oh no, that cat is trying to take over the world! He’s brain washing you. Resist him. ;-}

Well duh. Couldn’t be me.

Not the whole world is nuts. Just a significant percentage.

Cats have their own reality.

And the chief complainers being the ones doing the leaking.

One of my favorite user names here on these comment boards is “CatStaff”. Yup, I know exactly where that’s coming from.

When I die, I wanna come back as a cat, but not just any cat…. one of mine!

As I tell my wife, we are probably the only sane people left on the planet – and I’m not too sure about her !

I grossed out my daughter. Told her not to worry. If I croak and it’s several days before they find me, at least the cats will have eaten well.

Insanity doesn’t run in my family. It strolls, taking its time to get to know each of us personally.

Toxoplasma gondii on the mind….

I’m not sure which is worst, being sane in a crazy world or crazy in a sane world. Would one know the difference?

Wonder how long she’s been a psycatatrist?