Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 13, 2018

Look for the Bear necessities, those simple bear necessities. Forget about your worries and your life!

They like the ones with high fat content.

Speaking of “Paleo,” the contents of Ötzi’s “the iceman” stomach show goat meat in adition to the deer meat consumed earlier.

The dumpster’s real handy also.

Sure are a lot of fat, smiling bears in this cartoon. Not a lot of people, either.

Notice that it doesn’t say Take Out. As Wayne$ pointed out, it’s technically a Take In.

Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.

Street food!

I’ve read that bowel cancer is on the rise among the younger generation. It may be that fad diets kill!!!

If the only choices are Paleo or other diets, I pass

It’s the constant running from the other diners that keeps you fit, really.

So you have to head out back to pay Leo…..

Well, I’ve eaten bear so it’s only fair they get a chance at a human.

I wonder if Wiley bears claim that humans taste like chicken?

Wiley Bears are always a welcome comic relief!

The paleo diet only works when you expend enough calories to hunt what you eat or fight off what’s trying to eat you.

If these bears can barely wait for their customers, er, victims to walk up, and stand so close to the service window they aren’t going to convince the humans to get eaten there. They need to be out of sight more.

When are folks in that town going to wise up to those bears?

The fare here is rather pedestrian.

What’s that triangular thing on the ground by the bones? Ice cream cone? Clown hat? Slice of pizza? Santa Xmas ornament? “Caution – Wet Floor” cone?

Notice it’s a Walk UP window,

Not a word about walking Away.